Revenge: Loyalty (1-10)
Dec. 12th, 2011 01:57 pmThis episode wasn't so bad, but last week's was better.
TAKEDA: As we all know, a good martial arts practice is the perfect time to pass on the wise mentor's wisdom of the ages on how to deal with one's enemies!
EMILY: *pants*
ASHLEY: Victoria, I mean Mizz Grayson, you have so many assets! A husband who's filed for divorce... two children who hate your guts... friends who also hate your guts and/or think you tried to kill them via your minion Frank... and me. I also hate your guts and am waiting my turn to backstab you, but the good news is, I suck at it enough that it probably won't succeed.
VICTORIA: ...Oooookay.
ASHLEY: Wait, Tyler, you just kissed Nolan and you got $20M, and my ass-kissing is getting me nowhere?
TYLER: I will neither confirm nor deny that there was just kissing involved, but I will say that you're a rank amateur, my dear.
ME: Since when did Tyler start being one of my favorite characters? THIS IS SO WEIRD.
SAMMY: *Amanda! Amanda! Oh where, oh where has my Amanda gone? Oh where, oh where could she beeeee?*
NOLAN: Yeah, Tyler thinks he's not a rank amateur, but apparently he has never heard of clearing the browser history.
EMILY: I have what sounds like a really not-well-thought-out plan involving the cooperation of a person that I have never treated with anything but disdain or suspicion! That being you, Nolan.
NOLAN: Seriously, my estimation of your plotting skills is going down by the second.
EMILY: Now I'll look at hot video of you and Tyler, because this is, like, the one place on earth that isn't going to have a camera or computer recording what I'm looking that.
NOLAN: Well, it wouldn't be convenient to the plot if I were recording you right now, so carry on.
EMILY and DANIEL: Hi!
VICTORIA: So nice to see you, Daniel.
JACK: Watch me once again being support for everyone else's's story. Thanks yet again, writers! At least I'm getting more than monosyllables this week.
DECLAN: Yeah, maybe I should finish high school instead of my previous plan of living off of your mom's bribe.
ME: Whoa, Declan actually said something that wasn't stupid!
CHARLOTTE: Don't do this for me!
ME: Charlotte, on the other hand... not rising in my estimation, here.
Yeah, I think I'm only going to last to 1-13, but we'll see.
TAKEDA: As we all know, a good martial arts practice is the perfect time to pass on the wise mentor's wisdom of the ages on how to deal with one's enemies!
EMILY: *pants*
ASHLEY: Victoria, I mean Mizz Grayson, you have so many assets! A husband who's filed for divorce... two children who hate your guts... friends who also hate your guts and/or think you tried to kill them via your minion Frank... and me. I also hate your guts and am waiting my turn to backstab you, but the good news is, I suck at it enough that it probably won't succeed.
VICTORIA: ...Oooookay.
ASHLEY: Wait, Tyler, you just kissed Nolan and you got $20M, and my ass-kissing is getting me nowhere?
TYLER: I will neither confirm nor deny that there was just kissing involved, but I will say that you're a rank amateur, my dear.
ME: Since when did Tyler start being one of my favorite characters? THIS IS SO WEIRD.
SAMMY: *Amanda! Amanda! Oh where, oh where has my Amanda gone? Oh where, oh where could she beeeee?*
NOLAN: Yeah, Tyler thinks he's not a rank amateur, but apparently he has never heard of clearing the browser history.
EMILY: I have what sounds like a really not-well-thought-out plan involving the cooperation of a person that I have never treated with anything but disdain or suspicion! That being you, Nolan.
NOLAN: Seriously, my estimation of your plotting skills is going down by the second.
EMILY: Now I'll look at hot video of you and Tyler, because this is, like, the one place on earth that isn't going to have a camera or computer recording what I'm looking that.
NOLAN: Well, it wouldn't be convenient to the plot if I were recording you right now, so carry on.
EMILY and DANIEL: Hi!
VICTORIA: So nice to see you, Daniel.
JACK: Watch me once again being support for everyone else's's story. Thanks yet again, writers! At least I'm getting more than monosyllables this week.
DECLAN: Yeah, maybe I should finish high school instead of my previous plan of living off of your mom's bribe.
ME: Whoa, Declan actually said something that wasn't stupid!
CHARLOTTE: Don't do this for me!
ME: Charlotte, on the other hand... not rising in my estimation, here.
Yeah, I think I'm only going to last to 1-13, but we'll see.