Revenge: Suspicion (1-9)
Nov. 28th, 2011 10:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cahnOkay, I really liked this episode, actually. I think this was the best one yet.
VICTORIA/CONRAD: *snarky scenes with layers of suspicion and counter-accusations, awesome*
NOLAN/TYLER: *snarky scenes with sex power plays, awesome*
NOLAN: Tyler, you stole my credit card to buy a $5000 dress?
VICTORIA/EMILY: *snarky catty scenes that remind me why I started watching this in the first place*
VICTORIA/CHARLOTTE: *snarky catty mom/daughter scene, pretty cool*
FLASHBACK!VICTORIA/DAVIDCLARKE: *somewhat-heartbreaking flashback*
DECLAN/CHARLOTTE: *scenes with bad texting but that are actually sort of not completely uninteresting*
JACK: Where's Kara?
OTHER PEOPLE: *have interesting plot and dialogue*
JACK: Hi.
OTHER PEOPLE: *have interesting plot and dialogue*
JACK: Sure.
JACK: Look, I'm really trying here, but you writers are not giving me anything to work with! Even Declan gets better scenes than I do!
"AMANDA": Let me have what would be a touching moment if it were the truth, but it's not. Look at how it's all about me!
JACK: Okay, this is so not fair. I get a plot and love story and a boat but I still don't get any good lines?
TAKEDA: I'm the CEO of Japan's largest company, and I claim not to speak or understand English, even a little bit!
DANIEL: Sounds good to me! Also, I like Disneyland Tokyo.
TAKEDA: Remember, inside the viper's nest you must be a viper too.
EMILY: What does that even mean? Clearly you have not watched the other episodes.
NOLAN: Yeah... for $20M we need to spend more quality time together.
TYLER: *gets really awesome twisty rolling-eyes smile*
NOLAN: By which I mean, of course, more quality time with whatever plots you are devising. Oh, sorry, not saying that out loud. I mean, let's have some hot guy-on-guy action... Oh, hi, Ashley, nice dress! I bet that must have cost, like, five thousand dollars!
TYLER: Ashley, it's not what you think! It's not me with my tonsils down Nolan's throat...
ME: How is he going to spin this so it isn't his fault? I'm genuinely curious.
TYLER: ...it's me with my tonsils down Nolan's throat so as to get $20M, and you need to get with the program because so far? Not impressed with your can-do attitude!
ME: A scene with Tyler and Ashley... actually didn't suck! Whoa.
JACK: Hooray, I get a line of dialogue! Hold on, this makes no sense. Why am I introducing "Amanda" to Emily? Why can't she introduce her own damn self? Oh, I see, so Emily can get a longing look at the two of us sitting on the swing.
ASHLEY: Sure, I can give you the dirt on Emily, Victoria. Whee, look, I'm playing hardball too!
TYLER: I'm not in this scene, but if I were, I would so be criticizing your technique. Where's the girl-on-girl action? Also, pffft. This episode I've scored a $5000 dress and a promise of $20M, and you've scored... free brunch.
NOLAN: If I were you, I wouldn't be broadcasting that you'd scored a $5000 dress. Or a promise of $20M, come to think of it.
FLASHBACK!DAVIDCLARKE's NOTE: Emily, you know that I don't want you to go through with this whole revenge thing, but just in case you feel bad for what's happened for me, here are some detailed instructions!
VICTORIA/CONRAD: *snarky scenes with layers of suspicion and counter-accusations, awesome*
NOLAN/TYLER: *snarky scenes with sex power plays, awesome*
NOLAN: Tyler, you stole my credit card to buy a $5000 dress?
VICTORIA/EMILY: *snarky catty scenes that remind me why I started watching this in the first place*
VICTORIA/CHARLOTTE: *snarky catty mom/daughter scene, pretty cool*
FLASHBACK!VICTORIA/DAVIDCLARKE: *somewhat-heartbreaking flashback*
DECLAN/CHARLOTTE: *scenes with bad texting but that are actually sort of not completely uninteresting*
JACK: Where's Kara?
OTHER PEOPLE: *have interesting plot and dialogue*
JACK: Hi.
OTHER PEOPLE: *have interesting plot and dialogue*
JACK: Sure.
JACK: Look, I'm really trying here, but you writers are not giving me anything to work with! Even Declan gets better scenes than I do!
"AMANDA": Let me have what would be a touching moment if it were the truth, but it's not. Look at how it's all about me!
JACK: Okay, this is so not fair. I get a plot and love story and a boat but I still don't get any good lines?
TAKEDA: I'm the CEO of Japan's largest company, and I claim not to speak or understand English, even a little bit!
DANIEL: Sounds good to me! Also, I like Disneyland Tokyo.
TAKEDA: Remember, inside the viper's nest you must be a viper too.
EMILY: What does that even mean? Clearly you have not watched the other episodes.
NOLAN: Yeah... for $20M we need to spend more quality time together.
TYLER: *gets really awesome twisty rolling-eyes smile*
NOLAN: By which I mean, of course, more quality time with whatever plots you are devising. Oh, sorry, not saying that out loud. I mean, let's have some hot guy-on-guy action... Oh, hi, Ashley, nice dress! I bet that must have cost, like, five thousand dollars!
TYLER: Ashley, it's not what you think! It's not me with my tonsils down Nolan's throat...
ME: How is he going to spin this so it isn't his fault? I'm genuinely curious.
TYLER: ...it's me with my tonsils down Nolan's throat so as to get $20M, and you need to get with the program because so far? Not impressed with your can-do attitude!
ME: A scene with Tyler and Ashley... actually didn't suck! Whoa.
JACK: Hooray, I get a line of dialogue! Hold on, this makes no sense. Why am I introducing "Amanda" to Emily? Why can't she introduce her own damn self? Oh, I see, so Emily can get a longing look at the two of us sitting on the swing.
ASHLEY: Sure, I can give you the dirt on Emily, Victoria. Whee, look, I'm playing hardball too!
TYLER: I'm not in this scene, but if I were, I would so be criticizing your technique. Where's the girl-on-girl action? Also, pffft. This episode I've scored a $5000 dress and a promise of $20M, and you've scored... free brunch.
NOLAN: If I were you, I wouldn't be broadcasting that you'd scored a $5000 dress. Or a promise of $20M, come to think of it.
FLASHBACK!DAVIDCLARKE's NOTE: Emily, you know that I don't want you to go through with this whole revenge thing, but just in case you feel bad for what's happened for me, here are some detailed instructions!
