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Re: Rheinsberg ghost story
Date: 2020-05-26 01:15 pm (UTC)Heinrich: You have Sanssouci to haunt. Why are you here?
Fritz: First of all, I was here first. Secondly, I was merely intending a brief visit, and then this Corona Virus struck. I say it's another case of medical incompetence.
Heinrich: We. Are. Ghosts. Virus caused restrictions do not affect us.
Fritz: Yes, they do. Since the shutdown, Sanssouci has had no visitors. I was bored without any Canadian savages to annoy.
Heinrich: You mean Americans.
Fritz: Stop being so pedantic. Admit it, you were bored, too.
Heinrich: Not really. I have a couple of Bolivian musicians to entertain me.
Fritz: Because I trapped them here, with the valiant aide of Italian greyhound ghosts. Whom they promptly mistook for wolves, which tells you everything about today's state of education. But are you grateful for my aid? Fat chance. You never show any gratitude for all the things I keep doing for you…
Re: Rheinsberg ghost story
Date: 2020-05-27 05:11 am (UTC)I was bored without any Canadian savages to annoy.
Heinrich: You mean Americans.
I just LOST it here :D <3
You never show any gratitude for all the things I keep doing for you…
HEE. Poor Heinrich!
Re: Rheinsberg ghost story
Date: 2020-05-28 07:06 am (UTC)Fritz: Come on, Biche, Alcmene, Superbe! Do your thing!
Bolivians: It was dark, there was howling, who's to say what kind of canine was responsible? Werewolves, probably.
Heinrich: Did you finally learn how to change into a greyhound after death, like you were always saying you wanted when you were alive?
Fritz: *looks shifty*
I hope those musicians know Fritz never lets you go, and they're prepared to escape to another country with their lovers!
Re: Rheinsberg ghost story
Date: 2020-05-29 03:57 am (UTC)I hope those musicians know Fritz never lets you go, and they're prepared to escape to another country with their lovers!
heeeeee!