cahn | Historical Characters, Including Frederick the Great, Discussion Post 42

Last post, we had (among other things) Danish kings and their favorites; Louis XIV and Philippe d'Orléans; reviews of a very shippy book about Katte, a bad Jacobite novel, and a great book about clothing; a fic about Émilie du Châtelet and Voltaire; and a review of a set of entertaining Youtube history videos about Frederick the Great.

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From:

mildred_of_midgard

Now, German wiki says Ove Jorgensen (easier to spell these names than what follows) was "kleinwüchsig", i.e. had dwarfism (if that's the current English expression for it?), and I wonder whether John Brown with his instincts for melodrama conflated him and Frederik the Prince into one character?

Maybe? I will say the novelist has Guldberg present, with his dwarfism, along with deformed!Frederik. And has Christian VII about the same height as Guldberg and the two of them looking like "two peculiar dwarfs." The novel gives the source as Ambassador Keith's (this is the same Ambassador Keith we've seen in Vienna and St. Petersburg) envoy report, but it's unclear to me whether this is a real envoy report or a fictional envoy report.

(It's not like Frederik V. gave him any more attention than Christian had received, presumably, and I wouldn't be surprised if he'd been as emotionally dependent on Ove Jorgensen as Dad had been on Moltke.)

Right? The Danish royal family is *so* messed up.

Is the novel good otherwise?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ You're asking someone who struggles to read fiction. I'm struggling with this one too, but that doesn't necessarily say anything about the book itself. If you're interested, it's probably worth a look at the sample to see what you think. Our tastes are very different.

At a guess, Fritz didn't go to bed with it but put it on when receiving strangers, not least because it's now the 1770s, i.e. his natural hair is thin, and it's evening, so he might already have put his wig away, but is conscious enough of his appearance to not want a stranger - especially one working for the Hannover cousins - to see him without his wig and with sparse hair.

Ahh, that makes sense. Headcanon accepted!

How did that Keysleringk quote again? (I.e. the one that's paraphrased as "you're adorable, but don't worry your pretty head, I'm so not taking any political advice from you!")

My dear Keyserlingk! You are an awfully nice man, you have much wit and education, you sing and joke most charmingly, and you're an honest fellow, but your advice is that of a fool.

Can you imagine history if Keyserlingk *had* been the de facto monarch?

From:

selenak

MT: I can. It is a most pleasing idea.

Heinrich: Damn, I have a moral dilemma. On the one hand, my brothers and I are bound to have had a happier life with King Caesarion. To just think, I could have done the Grand Tour as a young man! Maybe studied! And no bloody marriage. At all. But. Prussia would not have become a superpower. Which isn't to say I would ever admit this could only have happened under Fritz! But it certainly wouldn't have happened with Keyserlingk in charge. I am not sure I could condone that. Hm. Maybe after some fun years, I would have overthrown him for the greater good?

From:

mildred_of_midgard

Prussia would not have become a superpower. Which isn't to say I would ever admit this could only have happened under Fritz!

Hahaha, you keep telling yourself that, Heinrich. :D

Maybe after some fun years, I would have overthrown him for the greater good?

Wow! Do you think he would have?

I have to admit, I have some difficulty imagining this Fritz: it seems like a Fritz in name only. Like, an AU where our Fritz died shortly after birth but one of his older brothers named Friedrich lived.

Edited Date: 2023-03-05 07:19 pm (UTC)

From:

selenak

Do I think I would have? No, for a reason commenting Heinrich hasn't considered. Leaving aside we would need an AU Fritz for this scenario who has none of rl Fritz' drive and ambition and paranoia and solves his issues with Dad the way Danish Frederik V. did, by clinging to a kinder father figure, there's also the question of Keysleringk's ambition. You just don't stay PM (in fact if not in word) if you don't have it. Moltke might have been a really nice guy, but all claims to the contrary must have wanted that top job badly enough to last in it till Frederik's death. Nothing I've ever read of good old Caesarion has given me the impression he had that ambition or focus. So if a maturing Heinrich had wanted more political involvement for himself, I think King Keyserlingk, who doesn't have real Fritz' opinion about what Princes of the Blood are and aren't allowed to do, would have given it to him, all the more so because after some years he must have been thoroughly exhausted. No overthrowing necessary. Heinrich wants to become, say, minister of foreign affairs? Here you go! Some years later, Heinrich wants to be de facto regent? Absolutely, I finally have time to have fun again! (And that's assuming no one else shows up to become PM while Heinrich is still a teenager.

But as you say: I cannot imagine any version of Fritz going for such an arrangement. He'd have to bodyswap with Frederik V.

Fritz in Denmark: Sorry, Moltke. You seem nice, but seeing as I'm not interested in brothel visits and drinking myself unconscious anymore, there's no reason for you to do my job. On the other hand, prepare for some more verbal abuse if I get under much pressure. Without apology letters. Now, can we reconsider the Schleswig-Holstein question, and what's the state of our army regarding an invasion?

Frederik in Potsdam: Mein lieber Keysleringk, teuerstes Herz! Ich will Ihm keinen Kummer mehr bereiten...

From:

mildred_of_midgard

Moltke might have been a really nice guy, but all claims to the contrary must have wanted that top job badly enough to last in it till Frederik's death. Nothing I've ever read of good old Caesarion has given me the impression he had that ambition or focus.

Yeah, this makes far more sense than Heinrich conspiring to overthrow him. Why kill a fly with a cannonball?

Like, an AU where our Fritz died shortly after birth but one of his older brothers named Friedrich lived.

I cannot imagine any version of Fritz going for such an arrangement. He'd have to bodyswap with Frederik V.

Or that!

On the other hand, prepare for some more verbal abuse if I get under much pressure. Without apology letters.

Hahaha, this is reminding me of when I was giving my wife the breaking news about the apology letters and how disappointed I was. "At least Frederick the Great didn't apologize constantly! I'm not saying my faves are more ethical, but they're way more interesting." :P

Frederik in Potsdam: Mein lieber Keysleringk, teuerstes Herz! Ich will Ihm keinen Kummer mehr bereiten...

I laughed so hard, actually out loud at this one. Nobody would know what hit them if these two bodyswapped! Everyone would be WTFing so much.

Now, can we reconsider the Schleswig-Holstein question, and what's the state of our army regarding an invasion?

So, hilariously, apparently Frederik of Denmark admired Friedrich of Prussia (and Karl XII of Sweden), and wanted Denmark to adopt a more militaristic approach, but Moltke and Bernstorff were like "NO." So that part wouldn't be surprising at first...and then it would be very, VERY surprising.

From:

selenak

Nobody would know what hit them if these two bodyswapped! Everyone would be WTFing so much.

Federsdorf: I wouldn't, not for long. Confronted with a Fritz who keeps apologizing after lashing out, drinks like a fish and tells me I need to pay female prostitutes for letting him beat them up, and ignores Biche, I would immediately conclude we're dealing with an impostor, and convince enough people I'm right so we can arrest this person and force him to reveal what happened to his true Majesty - der einzige König!

Biche: Wuff!

From:

cahn

I am totally imagining Fredersdorf enlisting Saint-Germain ~~again~~!

Biche: Wuff!

Aw! And, hee!

From:

selenak

Saint-Germain: third time is the charm!

Biche: I can't understand why in ye olden days, no one wrote a children's novel "The Adventures of Biche" which had her dognapped in the 2nd Silesian War, and added some adventures that had her saving Fritz, and of course the love affair with Folichon. :) (Though she must have cheated on him, given AW got to be godfather to her pups with Not!Folichon.)

From:

mildred_of_midgard

Saint-Germain: third time is the charm!

It would be interesting if there were multiple bodyswaps in the same story, because every time St. Germain tries to change something, something else goes wrong. "Whoops, wrong Friedrich." "Whoops, other self." Etc. Sort of like what happened in Prussian Doll (or the "nameless slave" in JS&MN), but with bodyswapping.

Admittedly, that would be a much more ambitious and harder story to write, just because of the different settings and different casts of characters.

Biche: I can't understand why in ye olden days, no one wrote a children's novel "The Adventures of Biche" which had her dognapped in the 2nd Silesian War

Aww, somebody should do that! Would read!

From:

mildred_of_midgard

This would definitely be one of the shortest-lived bodyswaps! (Fritz and Heinrich could impersonate each other a good long time, I imagine.)

Chronologically, though, it would be hard to get this exact scenario: Fritz becomes king in 1740 and invades Silesia almost immediately, Keyserlingk dies in 1745, Frederik V becomes king in 1746.

So either we have to fudge some dates, or else Fritz is going to be a crown prince with a Pietist father for 6 more years, or Frederik's going to land in a country that already has Silesia and no Keyserlingk.

I vote we kill Christian VI off in 1740. What's one more dead monarch that year, anyway?

Biche: Wuff!

Aww, Biche just wants her human back!

From:

cahn

So, hilariously, apparently Frederik of Denmark admired Friedrich of Prussia (and Karl XII of Sweden), and wanted Denmark to adopt a more militaristic approach, but Moltke and Bernstorff were like "NO." So that part wouldn't be surprising at first...and then it would be very, VERY surprising.

Heeeeee!

From:

cahn

MT: I can. It is a most pleasing idea.

LOL!

Which isn't to say I would ever admit this could only have happened under Fritz!

:D Aw, Heinrich.

Maybe after some fun years, I would have overthrown him for the greater good?

I also want to know if you think he would have!