I'm trying to use my other account at least occasionally so I posted about my Yuletide gifts there, including the salon-relevant 12k fic that features Fritz, Heinrich, Voltaire, Fredersdorf, Saint Germain, Caroline Daum (Fredersdorf's wife), and Groundhog Day tropes! (Don't need to know canon.)
Pope Gregory vs Henry IV: the Byzantine version
Date: 2023-02-01 04:34 pm (UTC)This Robert was Norman by descent, of insignificant origin in temper tyrannical, in mind most cunning, brave in action, very clever in attacking the wealth and substance of magnates, most obstinate in achievement, for he did not allow any obstacle to prevent his executing his desire. His stature was so lofty that he surpassed even the tallest, his complexion was ruddy, his hair flaxen, his shoulders were broad, his eyes all but emitted sparks of fire, and in frame he was well-built where nature required breadth, and was neatly and gracefully formed where less width was necessary. So from tip to toe this man was well-proportioned, as I have repeatedly heard many say. Now, Homer says of Achilles that when he shouted, his voice gave his hearers the impression of a multitude in an uproar, but this man's cry is is said to have put thousands to flight. Thus equipped by fortune, physique and character, he was naturally indomitable, and subordinate to nobody in the world. Powerful natures are ever like this, people say, even though they be of somewhat obscure descent.
And this is Anna explaining how Robert's rise was aided by a certain Pope and barbarian Emperor simultanously duking it out:
Meanwhile, an event occurred which is worth relating, as it, too, contributed to this man's reputation and good fortune. For I hold that the fact that all the rulers of the West were prevented from attacking him, tended very materially to the barbarian's successful progress. Fate worked for him on all sides, raised him to kingly power, and accomplished everything helpful to him. Now it happened that the Pope of Rome [*Gregory VII] had a difference with Henry, King of Germany [Henry IV], and, therefore, wished to draw Robert into an alliance, as the latter had already become very notable and attained to great dominion. (The Pope is a very high dignitary, and is protected by troops of various nationalities.) The dispute between the King and the Pope was this: the latter accused Henry of not bestowing livings as free gifts, but selling them for money, and occasionally entrusting archbishoprics to unworthy recipients, and he also brought [34] further charges of a similar nature against him. The King of Germany on his side indicted the Pope of usurpation, as he had seized the apostolic chair without his consent. Moreover, he had the effrontery to utter reckless threats against the Pope, saying that if he did not resign his self-elected office, he should be expelled from it with contumely. When these words reached the Pope's ears, he vented his rage upon Henry's ambassadors; first he tortured them inhumanly, then clipped their hair with scissors, and sheared their beards with a razor, and finally committed a most indecent outrage upon them, which transcended even the insolence of barbarians, and so sent them away. My womanly and princely dignity forbids my naming the outrage inflicted (in them, for it was not only unworthy a high priest, but of anyone who bears the name of a Christian. I abhor this barbarian's idea, and more still the deed, and I should have defiled both my pen and my paper had I described it explicitly. But as a display of barbaric insolence, and a proof that time in its flow produces men with shameless morals, ripe for any wickedness, this alone will suffice, if I say, that I could not bear to disclose or relate even the tiniest word about what he did. And this was the work of a high priest. Oh, justice! The deed of the supreme high priest! nay, of one who claimed to be the president of the whole world, as indeed the Latins assert and believe, but this, too, is a bit of their boasting. For when the imperial seat was transferred from Rome hither to our native Queen of Cities, and the senate, and the whole administration, there was also transferred the arch-hieratical primacy. And the Emperors from the very beginning have given the supreme right to the episcopacy of Constantinople, and the Council of Chalcedon emphatically raised the Bishop of Constantinople to the highest position, and placed all the dioceses of the inhabited world under his jurisdiction.
Re: Pope Gregory vs Henry IV: the Byzantine version
Date: 2023-02-04 05:36 am (UTC)What did he do to Henry's ambassadors??
(It turns out listening in the car is a great move, because I am in the car either dropping off or picking up kids a LOT these days. I got to hear about Theophanu and Adelheid and am at Otto III! Although for the next two weeks I won't have the car with the decent sound system, so though I will probably be able to listen a bit more, I will probably retain even less than is my wont with podcasts.)
Re: Pope Gregory vs Henry IV: the Byzantine version
Date: 2023-02-04 02:19 pm (UTC)That one is the Byzantine podcast, so you now have two podcasts to listen to. ;)
I am so far behind on the podcast, but I'm hoping to finish up my Barbarossa-period reading this weekend, and then I can start listening, bring myself up to Frederick II, and then fall behind again as I start reading along.
It turns out listening in the car is a great move
Awesome! I'm delighted I stumbled on this podcast, I've now gotten three people hooked!
Re: Pope Gregory vs Henry IV: the Byzantine version
Date: 2023-02-04 02:45 pm (UTC)Anyway, if I had to guess, Anna is insinuating the ambassadors got castrated. Which, like I said, I don't recall happening, but who knows? Maybe I missed something.
Re: Pope Gregory vs Henry IV: the Byzantine version
Date: 2023-02-04 02:49 pm (UTC)I'm intrigued that this is how a Byzantine writer presents the tale,
Agreed, it is interesting that this is how the Byzantines, gougers-of-eyes and removers-of-noses, tell it. ;)
Re: Pope Gregory vs Henry IV: the Byzantine version
Date: 2023-02-04 03:12 pm (UTC)Crusaders: *besiege Nicea, fight skirmishes, win skirmisches*
Alexios: *negotiates with Turkish garnison*
Turkish garnison, which includes the wife and children of the Sultan: *surrenders to the Emperor*
Alexios: Rejoice, we can take the city without further bloodshed! Nicea, location of the very first Christian Synod, is once again part of the Byzantine Empire!
Crusaders: But - we wanted to sack it!
Alexios: No way. Nicea has been in Turkish hands for only 20 years. Most of the people inside are former countrymen of mine. No sacking. Thanks, fellows, and have some gold from me for your kind efforts, but I got it from here.
Crusaders: Can we at least ransom the Sultana?
Alexios: Nope. The Sultan is going to stay around. He's my enemy today, but tomorrow I might need him against the Normans. For example. So I'm going to host the Sultana and her kids in the palace for a few weeks and then send her home free of ransom.
Crusaders: What kind of Christian Emperor are you anyway?
Mind you, that's the Empire in a post crisis state where Alexios knows he has to rebuild a lot, and at peak power, who knows what would have happened, but still. Mutilation is something you do to your high profile competition, not to envoys, if you're a
ByzantineRoman Emperor.You might even do it to your own child, though, which is what Romanos I. Lekapenos did with his illegitimate son Basil, to ensure he would not be a danger to his legitimate offspring. The irony is that Basil - who grew up to be one of the most powerful eunuch officials of the Byzantine Empire and managed to serve and survive several Emperors in a row - did not betray Romanos, but his legitimate sons did.
Re: Pope Gregory vs Henry IV: the Byzantine version
Date: 2023-02-06 12:50 am (UTC)No, not for their lives, but Barbarossa's envoys were, at least according to Latin accounts, locked up by Isaac II Angelos:
The following day they described their imprisonment as shameful and dishonourable, how they had been robbed of their belongings, had endured hunger and the filth of the dungeon, but above all had been exposed to the scorn and derision of Saladin's ambassadors, for it was to them [Saladin's ambassadors' that the basileus had given valuable horses that they [Barbarossa's ambassadors] had given him [the basileus] as gifts from Barbarossa, and they [Saladin's ambassadors] mounted the horses right before their [Barbarossa's ambassadors's eyes and demonstrated their riding skills.
Source, Görich's biography of Barbarossa. It's not mutilation, though, it's true!
You might even do it to your own child, though, which is what Romanos I. Lekapenos did with his illegitimate son Basil, to ensure he would not be a danger to his legitimate offspring. The irony is that Basil - who grew up to be one of the most powerful eunuch officials of the Byzantine Empire and managed to serve and survive several Emperors in a row - did not betray Romanos, but his legitimate sons did.
*facepalm*
Henry II of England*: I tried keeping my sons from knowing what the succession arrangements were, so they wouldn't look forward to my death...so they started to feel insecure and revolted against me. Why is being a royal father so hard?
FW: Tell me about it. Not a single god-fearing offspring!
* Aka the Lion in Winter,
Re: Pope Gregory vs Henry IV: the Byzantine version
Date: 2023-02-04 02:26 pm (UTC)But note,
nay, of one who claimed to be the president of the whole world, as indeed the Latins assert and believe, but this, too, is a bit of their boasting. For when the imperial seat was transferred from Rome hither to our native Queen of Cities, and the senate, and the whole administration, there was also transferred the arch-hieratical primacy.
The refusal of the Byzantines to acknowledge the Germans as emperors was a big deal in foreign policy and definitely hampered the Crusades.
Re: Pope Gregory vs Henry IV: the Byzantine version
Date: 2023-02-04 02:50 pm (UTC)This is also why when Otto (I) wanted a Byzantine princess for his son, as in, an Emperor's daughter, Nikephoros Phokas was all "NO WAY, German" and John Tsimitskes (his nephew, who murdered and replaced him and then scapegoated Theophano the older, with whom he may or may not have had an affair, but whom definitely took the fall for him) a few years later was more diplomatic and did send a bride, but Theophanu the younger was his niece, not his daughter, plus hadn't been born in the purple at all, what with both Nikephoros and John being military ursurpers.