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This morning I'm innocently getting ready for work when D comes in the bedroom.

D: I've found a Youtube channel that is entirely made up of dad jokes!
Me: OH NOOOOO MUST ESCAPE!
D: My wife put glue on my rifles. She denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns!
Me: IT IS JUST AS I HAVE FORETOLD
Kids: Tell us, tell us!

Then, when I came home:
D and me: have perfectly reasonable conversation about the dishes, then suddenly:
D: My inflatable house collapsed! Now I live in a flat.
Me: YOU WERE WATCHING THAT YOUTUBE CHANNEL, WEREN'T YOU
D: *is very pleased with himself*