I gotta say that after your previous comment on this, my headcanon for this is something like the following:
Mary: You were having an affair with Elizabeth Villiers! I saw you leaving her room late at night! William: I was totally not having an affair with her. We were exchanging diplomatic intelligence! Mary: Uh-huh, likely story. William: I mean, you know I couldn't have having an affair with her because... well... I prefer guys. Mary: You... what? Wait. This explains a lot. Like the way you were all over my cousin Jemmy. William: I mean, he's really hot. Don't deny it, you think he's really hot too. Mary: ...Hmm. Let's think about this a little more.
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Re: Replies on Stuarts and treason and Monmouth
Date: 2021-11-11 05:21 am (UTC)Mary: You were having an affair with Elizabeth Villiers! I saw you leaving her room late at night!
William: I was totally not having an affair with her. We were exchanging diplomatic intelligence!
Mary: Uh-huh, likely story.
William: I mean, you know I couldn't have having an affair with her because... well... I prefer guys.
Mary: You... what? Wait. This explains a lot. Like the way you were all over my cousin Jemmy.
William: I mean, he's really hot. Don't deny it, you think he's really hot too.
Mary: ...Hmm. Let's think about this a little more.