mildred_of_midgard: (Default)
whereas if the FW job was as awful as rumor had it, he could always hightail it across the Saxon border and try again at the universities there.

Because that worked so well for Gundling?

Teaching kids history in Moscow or becoming FW's scholar-slash-fool?

[personal profile] cahn, let's talk about another bonkers Russian episode! This one's in Horowski, I remember the outlines of the episode from high school days (because it was so bonkers!), and I'm relying on Wikipedia for details because it's easiest.

The period is the 1730s.

The cast:

Anna Ivanovna: Tsarina of Russia.
Avdotya Buzheninova: A lady-in-waiting.
Prince Golitsyn: A Russian officer.

A little background on Anna: she of the Baltic German lover (alternately called Biron and the Duke of Courland) and the court that attracted Germans (but did not give a job to Algarotti). She whose court Suhm was at, and who died in 1740, leaving her throne to 2-month-old Ivan VI (who will later be locked up). Not to be confused with Ivan VI's mother and regent, Anna Leopoldovna, who is Anna Ivanovna's niece and does not enter into this story.

Golitsyn displeases Anna by marrying a Catholic and converting. She retaliates by kicking his wife out of the country and making him into her court fool. This is a thing she can do to a prince of a major family because this is Russia; this would not fly in places like France or Prussia (no matter how much FW might want to do exactly this :P).

Buzheninova, the lady-in-waiting, is a member of the Kalmuck ethnic group, and is therefore Christian and not of high social standing at the Russian court. One day, she says to Anna that she would like to get married.

Anna has the brilliant absolute monarch idea of forcing this Christian woman to marry her Christian court fool. And this is where it gets bonkers and Russian.

In the winter of 1740, she has an entire palace built of ice for the wedding. The wedding festivities are elaborate. The bride and groom, dressed up as clowns, are placed in a cage (remember, they don't really want to be here) on top of an elephant and driven to the wedding. Other guests are in sledges pulled by camels, pigs, dogs, etc.

The bride and groom are forced to spend their wedding night naked in the ice palace. In a building made of ice, in February, in Russia. There are armed guards to make sure they stay inside the palace.

They nearly freeze to death, as you can imagine. They're supposed to have survived because Buzheninova traded her wedding jewelry for a coat that one of the guards was wearing.

Then they run away from Russia as soon as possible.

So the moral of the story is: no matter how bonkers it is in the rest of Europe, the Russians can always one-up them.

otoh, these two gentlemen wrote within the age of Hohenzollern censorship and like I said, the official version of the First Silesian War was that most of the Silesians were joyfully greeting their Protestant liberator from Habsburg tyranny, not that Fritz sends his father's former scholar-plus-fool as an agitator and spy into the Silesian capital, etc.

Yeeeeah. It would be interesting to see if Volz reproduced any of the relevant documents, though he too is operating under censorship.
If you don't have an account you can create one now.
HTML doesn't work in the subject.
More info about formatting

Profile

cahn: (Default)
cahn

May 2025

S M T W T F S
    123
45678910
11 121314151617
1819 2021222324
25262728293031

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated May. 23rd, 2025 09:44 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios