Heinrich: Look. If *I* don't get laid regularly, I'm going to strangle my brother, and then there will be civil war. You all have no idea what miracles of self-control go into my relationship with him. I NEED THAT PAGE!
Franz: Hmm, but does a civil war in Prussia benefit Austria?
Heinrich: Are you asking if my brother has a problem fighting on multiple fronts?
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Re: Crackfic
Date: 2019-10-29 06:28 pm (UTC)Franz: Hmm, but does a civil war in Prussia benefit Austria?
Heinrich: Are you asking if my brother has a problem fighting on multiple fronts?
Franz: ...Never mind.
*a few drinks later*
Franz: So about getting Fritz laid...