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I mean... if you wanted to make a sexy soap opera, you could definitely do worse than August the Strong. A lot worse :P

(uh, real life meeting of Anna and August seems much cooler than what they actually went with??)

lol to the royal bro code! (I guess the royal bro code, as we'll see, is less funny to the women)

August: *sees Anna wearing a masque, approaches her* You're hot. How come I haven't seen you before?

OH AUGUST NO

FW: Tall deserters, you say? *heart eyes*

OMG FW, everyone knows about you

Leutnant Keith: I am apparently a mix of Keith the page, Peter Keith and Katte, and say this escape thing might be difficult:

what. Well, okay?