of course, there was the additional problem with Fritz that neither of them would shut up enough to actually have sex

I thought we agreed they would have to settle for hand jobs, because neither of them would let the other top, and neither would shut up long enough for a blowjob. :P Which I thought was especially funny because Selena and I both *independently* came up with the idea that they wouldn't shut up long enough for oral. It's funny cause it's true!