Do you realise one would then have to compose fake Algarotti odes to MT and Fritz respectively? To quote from? In overblown 18th century style?

As for the reactions:

MT: ...So now he's forwarding his fanmail to me? Is this supposed to be a new humiliation tactic? And what does this "reams and rears" and "Your pushes, forward and divine" stuff mean?
FS: Trust me, darling, you don't want to know.

Fritz: OH MOST FICKLE OF ALL SWANS!