I laughed so hard my wife wanted to know what was going on! I quickly tried to figure out how much I could explain without the historical background, and so I conveyed everything up to "and then having sex with the cellist" to her. And then explained I had just written a fic where that happened.

She thought it was hilarious and had a great laugh.

Unfortunately, I couldn't convey the last part, which was JUST AS GREAT.

You win this round by A LOT, Heinrich! :DDDDD

Selena wins all the internets!