Mind you, I could excerpt the Prussia-related bits, if that's all you're after, since it's really not his main subject.
Nooooo I want it all. [Hilarious edit: the first thing I wrote was actually "I want it tall." Typo or channeling FW? You choose.] Also what I'm after is that someone should write deathsblood Poniatowski fic for Yuletide! Which, if you're the only one who's read his memoirs, is maybe going to have to be you, unless I can convince mildred_of_midgard to translate it from German to English so I can read it too. (I totally think this is worth a book or two. Just so you know, mildred. :D )
Fritz: Overrated and so forcing himself to be witty. Also a cheapskate in terms of his Queen's budget. (Had to have lunch there one day.)
HAHAHAHAHA omg this is gold.
Footnote: I wrote this in 1772. So disappointed in you, MT!
...okay, sorry, what happens to MT after 1772 that he didn't like? Are you talking about the policing of sex stuff?
Catherine: My love! My destiny!I saved myself for her. Yes, reader, I do mean she deflowered me, which as a Rokoko man I feel free to tell you. If you're wondering how a stud like me was still a virgin until Catherine, look, I was raised a Polish Catholic, and then I was ambitious. Anyway: Catherine/Me OTP, still, despite all that happened later.
OMG. This is hilarious and I love it.
Elisaveta: still surprisingly attractive when I met her, though not in profile, more of a front woman. Great dancer.
Re: Poniatowski
Nooooo I want it all. [Hilarious edit: the first thing I wrote was actually "I want it tall." Typo or channeling FW? You choose.] Also what I'm after is that someone should write
Fritz: Overrated and so forcing himself to be witty. Also a cheapskate in terms of his Queen's budget. (Had to have lunch there one day.)
HAHAHAHAHA omg this is gold.
Footnote: I wrote this in 1772. So disappointed in you, MT!
...okay, sorry, what happens to MT after 1772 that he didn't like? Are you talking about the policing of sex stuff?
Catherine: My love! My destiny!I saved myself for her. Yes, reader, I do mean she deflowered me, which as a Rokoko man I feel free to tell you. If you're wondering how a stud like me was still a virgin until Catherine, look, I was raised a Polish Catholic, and then I was ambitious. Anyway: Catherine/Me OTP, still, despite all that happened later.
OMG. This is hilarious and I love it.
Elisaveta: still surprisingly attractive when I met her, though not in profile, more of a front woman. Great dancer.
HAHAHAHA lol
Yes, I'm completely unbiased here
Hee, I bet you are!