Seydlitz: And a chastity commission, or so I hear. Nope, sorry. I love the ladies too much. Also my King. I suppose.
LOLOL. Seydlitz, I'm sex-positive as they come, but since you don't seem to be practicing *safe* sex, you might want to take a break from the ladies. For your own health, and that of your partners.
Joseph: I get that, but you could love him from an Austrian distance. There's precedent, is all I'm saying.
Too good!
Chronology note for cahn, Joseph is anywhere from 16 to 21, depending on when during the Seven Years' War this is set (presumably not during the first few months, otherwise he might be 15).
Re: The Very Secret Plans of European Royalty
LOLOL. Seydlitz, I'm sex-positive as they come, but since you don't seem to be practicing *safe* sex, you might want to take a break from the ladies. For your own health, and that of your partners.
Joseph: I get that, but you could love him from an Austrian distance. There's precedent, is all I'm saying.
Too good!
Chronology note for