!!!!! omg I laughed so hard!
Also, hoooooow have I not heard about the Chevalier d'Eon before now?!

Isabella: *looks suspiciously undistressed*

Maria Christina: Mom, I think you need to be strong now. I mean, that's what you always say, right? Country before family?

LOLOLOLOL! Missing scene:

Isabella, woken from sleep: Whaa--?

Seydlitz: DAMMIT! Wrong bedroom, we thought Joseph was in here. Ugh, now she's going to call the guards and we're toast.

Isabella: No, wait! You're here to... kidnap Joseph?

Seydlitz: Well, that was the plan --

Isabella: His bedroom's over there. Let me draw you a map.