OMG. OMG. I CAN'T EVEN. This is like the crackfic of crackfics. Thank you for telling us about the glorious insanity that is Zimmerman.
WELP, Zimmerman has sure set things STRAIGHT.
I'm still just goggling here at the, um, manliness of Zimmerman!Fritz.
He even kept her portrait in his bedroom. Shed a tear for all the Fritz/Barbarina action that didn’t happen, readers.
So... I must admit that I am definitely leaning towards Fritz trolling posterity with portraits in his bedroom, though. Trolling Zimmerman, as it turns out :P
Zimmerman setting the record Straight
WELP, Zimmerman has sure set things STRAIGHT.
I'm still just goggling here at the, um, manliness of Zimmerman!Fritz.
He even kept her portrait in his bedroom. Shed a tear for all the Fritz/Barbarina action that didn’t happen, readers.
So... I must admit that I am definitely leaning towards Fritz trolling posterity with portraits in his bedroom, though. Trolling Zimmerman, as it turns out :P