In the spirit of crackfic, it occurs to me this would make a great "five times Fritz didn't get broccoli, and one time he did" fic.

Didn't:
- Voltaire
- Algarotti
- Peter
- Fredersdorf (Fritz too busy freaking out)
- Katte (we could make it less tragic--he just gets dragged off for questioning or something)

Did:
- Heinrich!