AHAHAHAHAHA omg this is amazing I love it! I can't stop laughing at the part where Fontane, unlike Lehndorff, is actually the kind of person Fritz and Heinrich would both notice, omg.

Fontane: Ooooh, this is great! Eyewitness accounts of everything! So, Fritz and Heinrich, tell me everything! Separately, of course. *bats flirty eyes*
Fritz: Well --
Heinrich: Yes! Let me explain what it's like to be a Hohenzollern! ...No, there is too much. Let me sum up.
...
Fritz: Eh, he probably had an STD. You can have him, Heinrich.

(okay, I couldn't resist!)

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