Aww, poor ViennaJoe! I like MT laughing, though, and her camaraderie with her husband.

StPete? A bit of wordplay on his given name and his city of residence? I agree HolsteinPete is too obscure, as is OranienbaumPete. ;) (P)russianPete? I'm sure we can come up with something.

Future readers: this is *absolutely* AO3-grade fic. If you get inspired for a worthy sequel, I'd love to see that letter of support!