Fritz: Congratulations. Now I *have* to convert, just to become a monk so I can get the girl-cooties off. The Countess Orzelska dressed as a man, you know.
Fritz: As for kneeling, I'm afraid I'm out of practice. *inclines head sardonically* Your son, on the other hand, madam, is just as delighted as you are, albeit for different reasons, that he's not too closely related to me. His interest seems decidedly...non-filial, shall we say. That portrait of me by his bed? Confiscate it if you like; I'll never forget the sight of it, and neither will he.
Fritz: *lets her decide how to react to that, then brazenly snatches his sister's portrait from her bodice while she's distracted*
Fritz: Looks like Silesia isn't the only thing of mine you have.
Fritz: *sits down, looking rather pleased at this performance*
Ball's in your court, MT and Franz! Heinrich is trying to decide whether he can believe his ears.
Re: Crackfic
Fritz: Congratulations. Now I *have* to convert, just to become a monk so I can get the girl-cooties off. The Countess Orzelska dressed as a man, you know.
Fritz: As for kneeling, I'm afraid I'm out of practice. *inclines head sardonically* Your son, on the other hand, madam, is just as delighted as you are, albeit for different reasons, that he's not too closely related to me. His interest seems decidedly...non-filial, shall we say. That portrait of me by his bed? Confiscate it if you like; I'll never forget the sight of it, and neither will he.
Fritz: *lets her decide how to react to that, then brazenly snatches his sister's portrait from her bodice while she's distracted*
Fritz: Looks like Silesia isn't the only thing of mine you have.
Fritz: *sits down, looking rather pleased at this performance*
Ball's in your court, MT and Franz! Heinrich is trying to decide whether he can believe his ears.