Glad you enjoyed. :)

I have now proposed consolidating this with our other crackfic, because the crackier the better. :D

For the record, I have no evidence that Peter was actually bisexual or homosexual, or even considered to be by contemporaries, I was just making a joke about the (rather homophobic) miniseries for maximum crackiness. Irl, it's true he wasn't great at scoring with his wife (iirc, he doubted whether his purported son Paul was even his), but that was because he had at least one mistress I know of whom he preferred to his arranged marriage.