Heinrich: Look. If *I* don't get laid regularly, I'm going to strangle my brother, and then there will be civil war. You all have no idea what miracles of self-control go into my relationship with him. I NEED THAT PAGE!

Franz: Hmm, but does a civil war in Prussia benefit Austria?

Heinrich: Are you asking if my brother has a problem fighting on multiple fronts?

Franz: ...Never mind.

*a few drinks later*

Franz: So about getting Fritz laid...