At this point, Philippe d'Orleans' ghost makes a cameo appearance:
Monsieur: Grandson Franz, let me point out that I as well as my older brother never suffered from a shortage of les plaisirs d'amour, and was I not a successful campaigner, so much so that Louis got jealous? This being said, this handsome gentleman here has a point. *eyes Heinrich appreciatively* Young Joseph could do worse than lose his virginity in the service of diplomacy. After all, is this not his sisters' lot?
Franz: Just how much of this wine have we drunk? Never mind. His mother would kill me, Monsieur mon grandpère.
Heinrich: So your marital peace is more important than peace in Europe?
Franz: I could say the same thing about your hot page.
Re: Crackfic
At this point, Philippe d'Orleans' ghost makes a cameo appearance:
Monsieur: Grandson Franz, let me point out that I as well as my older brother never suffered from a shortage of les plaisirs d'amour, and was I not a successful campaigner, so much so that Louis got jealous? This being said, this handsome gentleman here has a point. *eyes Heinrich appreciatively* Young Joseph could do worse than lose his virginity in the service of diplomacy. After all, is this not his sisters' lot?
Franz: Just how much of this wine have we drunk? Never mind. His mother would kill me, Monsieur mon grandpère.
Heinrich: So your marital peace is more important than peace in Europe?
Franz: I could say the same thing about your hot page.