Franz (somewhat later, after he and Heinrich are half a bottle down at least): So, your brother. I'm just speculating, but could it be he'd be in a general better mood and perhaps less inclined to conquering our territory if he got laid on a regular basis?
Heinrich: I resent that theory, on the basis of me getting laid on a regular basis and still being a better - a good warrior. Also, I don't want to think about his sex life, thanks a lot. What is it with your family handing out sexual pointers whenever you visit foreign royalty?
Franz: I didn't say anything about you compensating, just him, relax. And, well, it's just a theory. If you live in a Vienna for long, there's something in the air that makes you speculate about other people's sex lives, what can I say.
Heinrich: Well. In fact. I may have sometimes wondered. But I'm not sacrificing any hot pages to test that theory!
Re: Crackfic
Franz (somewhat later, after he and Heinrich are half a bottle down at least): So, your brother. I'm just speculating, but could it be he'd be in a general better mood and perhaps less inclined to conquering our territory if he got laid on a regular basis?
Heinrich: I resent that theory, on the basis of me getting laid on a regular basis and still being a better - a good warrior. Also, I don't want to think about his sex life, thanks a lot. What is it with your family handing out sexual pointers whenever you visit foreign royalty?
Franz: I didn't say anything about you compensating, just him, relax. And, well, it's just a theory. If you live in a Vienna for long, there's something in the air that makes you speculate about other people's sex lives, what can I say.
Heinrich: Well. In fact. I may have sometimes wondered. But I'm not sacrificing any hot pages to test that theory!