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cahn ([personal profile] cahn) wrote2019-08-20 09:52 am

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This is totally too good to keep to myself: on my "I showed my family opera clips" post, [personal profile] mildred_of_midgard and [personal profile] selenak are talking about Frederick the Great (by way of Don Carlo, of course) and it is like this amazing virtuoso spontaneous thing and whoa

Things I knew about Frederick the Great before a year ago: he was king of... Prussia??

Additional things I knew about Frederick the Great before the last couple of days: [personal profile] selenak informed me last year that he and his dad may well have been at least somewhat the inspiration for Schiller's Don Carlos, and everything that goes with that: his dad (Friedrich Wilhelm, henceforth FW) was majorly awful, he had a boyfriend (Katte) who was horribly killed by his dad

Only a partial list of the additional things I now know about Frederick the Great (henceforth "Fritz") and associated historical figures due to mildred and selenak:
-Fritz and Katte's escape plan (which resulted in Katte's execution) was... really, really boneheaded. As boneheaded as opera plots! :P
-Katte was in the process of destroying 1,500 letters when he got caught (! puts all those letters in Don Carlos into perspective) (ETA: but also see mildred's comment below)
-Fritz wrote opera libretti and so did his sister
-Fritz decided to use himself as an experimental test subject to see if it was entirely possible to do without sleep via the application of coffee WITH PEPPERCORNS AND MUSTARD
-Fritz wrote a poem about orgasm that also reads as if he's never actually, like, had sex (although that was not in this post, it was in the comments to this one)
-FW apparently beat up George II when they were kids
-I am totally not even going to try to summarize the discussion about FW's "rationalized sadism" and sexual hangups and the reeeeeally bizarre Dresden interlude (go down a couple of comments for the really insane stuff)
-Fritz' sister Wilhemina wrote tell-all memoirs about her totally insane family which I am SUPER going to read now, watch this space

Also, there is apparently some subplot involving Russian fanboys that introduces an entirely new cast of people which I am dying to find out about
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Re: Günter Grass

[personal profile] selenak 2019-08-28 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed. *facepalms*
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Re: Detour: Liselotte von der Pfalz

[personal profile] selenak 2019-08-28 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"there are not six people here one could love

What she meant was if one could love only people not into m/m sex at the court of Versailles, there would be only six or thereabouts left, so - yes? Also, found a good Translation of the entire passage, Liselotte writing to her nieces at home:

"Where have you and Luise been that you know so little of the world? It seems to me that one does not have to live at court very long to know all about it; but if one were to hate all those who love young fellows, one could not love - or at least not hate - six persons here. There are various kinds of such people; some of them hate women like the plague and can only love other men, others love both men and women … some only go for children of ten or eleven, others want young fellows between seventeen and twenty-five, and these are the most numerous; some of the debauched characters love neither men nor women and have their pleasure by themselves, but there are fewer of them than of the others. Some also engage in debaucheries of various kinds, with animals or people, whatever comes their way. I know one man here who boasts that he has done it with everything, even down to toads. Ever since I learned this, I loathe the sight of this fellow.
"

I don't blame her. Toads!

a generally successful and sometimes even happy one, which is rather a relief after reading about all these terrible ones :P :)

Okay, here's Liselotte telling her aunt a story she had from her husband's favourite boyfriend, the Chevalier de Lorraine, and bear in mind this is an ex-Protestant who only converted because she had to writing to a still Protestant:

: I know some fine stories, one of which I simply must tell Your Grace: I heard it three or four days ago, and it happened in a Jesuit college. The Chevalier de Lorraine claims that it is his son who did this trick and that he does this sort of thing all the time. One of the pupils at the college was full of mischief of all kinds, ran around all night long, and did not sleep in his room. So the reverend fathers threatened him with a tremendous beating if he did not stay in his room at night. The boy goes to a painter and asks him to paint two saints on his buttocks, on the right cheek Saint Ignatius of Loyola and on the left Saint François Xavier, which the painter did. With that the boy tidily pulls up his breeches, goes back to his college, and starts making all kinds of trouble. When the reverend fathers catch him at it, they tell him, “This time you’ll be whipped.” The boy begins to struggle and plead, but they say that pleading will not do him any good. So the boy gets down on his knees and says, “O Saint Ignatius, o Saint Xavier, have pity upon me and perform a miracle for me to prove my innocence.” With that the fathers pull down his breeches, and, as they lift up his shirt to beat him, the boy calls out, “I am praying with such fervor that I am certain my invocation will be heard!” When the fathers see the two painted saints, they exclaim: “A miracle! the boy whom we thought a rogue is a saint!” And with that they fall on their knees to kiss the behind and then call together all the pupils and make them come in procession to kiss the holy behind, which all of them do.

And here is a great vid showing Liselotte, Philippe d'Orleans and the Chevalier de Lorraine as depicted in the tv Show Versailles.
Edited 2019-08-28 17:00 (UTC)
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Re: Reading Wilhemine's memoirs

[personal profile] selenak 2019-08-28 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Alas, Schiller can't have, because he died five years before they were published. (In 1810 - 52 years after her death -, Schiller died in 1805; Wilhelmine was careful not to have her tell all published within her or her brother's or her husband's lifetimes.) Otoh, I suppose it's just possible that he could have read them in manuscript if he really wanted to, because he did know enough nobles and librarians in the relevant principalities.

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Re: Other Fritz fans of note in German history

[personal profile] selenak 2019-08-28 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Thomas Mann never wrote it. He did write an essay in 1914, "Frederick II and the Great Coalition" which tells us how Germany invading Belgium is just like Fritz invading Saxony, and the current enemies of Germany were just like those Fritz faced in the 7-years-war. Most telling sentence:

"The Koalition may have changed a Little, but it is his Europe, the Europe allied in hate, which does not want to endure us, does still not want to endure him, the King, the Europe which has to learn again in lengthy Detail, maybe even through another seven years, that it will not manage to murder him."

("Die Koalition hat sich ein wenig verändert, aber es ist sein Europa, das im Haß verbündete Europa, das uns nicht dulden, das ihn, den König, noch immer nicht dulden will, und dem noch einmal in zäher Ausführlichkeit, in einer Ausführlichkeit von sieben Jahren vielleicht, bewiesen werden muß, daß es nicht angängig ist, ihn zu beseitigen.")

Oh, Tommy, as Heinrich would have said and did say. Just last year, I discovered there's a Fritz novel which is also a Brothers Mann novel, with a great premise: in their exile years, at which point they've long been reconciled (but the past is unforgotten), they decide to write a Friedrich novel together, only it's going to be a Fritz-and-his-brother-Heinrich novel. Guess who gets two write whom? Heinrich is uncertain whether roleplaying feuding Hohenzollern brothers is really a good idea, given, you know, but can't resist, and they start writing chapters, at which point the novelist does a credible parody of both Thomas Mann's style and Heinrich Mann's style, but then, alas, the whole thing collapses and stopped being credible, and I stopped reading.

No, Heinrich didn't send the second letter. They were reconciled in 1922 or 23 (I Forget which), when Heinrich was really dangerously ill and Thomas made a tearful appearance at his hospital bed.
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[personal profile] mildred_of_midgard 2019-08-28 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
RIGHT?! Most on-brand thing he ever said. "I am an extremely enlightened monarch! As well as an extremely gay one!"

Sadly, our source on this is Voltaire, which, Voltaire + things stated or implied about Fritz and sex =/= reliable journalism, so unless there's another source corroborating this anecdote, I find it suspect, but, you know, I totally believe it anyway. :P If he didn't literally say it in those words, I feel the message was received regardless.
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Re: God save our Saxon cousins

[personal profile] mildred_of_midgard 2019-08-28 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that's good to know. :) As you know, my parents literally told me it didn't matter what high school I went to, as long as my brother got into a good elementary school, so my high school was less than well suited to my needs, and that was fine by them.

My individual teachers were by and large not terrible (unlike the guidance counselor), and I got along with a lot of them as people, and a number of them were even good teachers for the rank and file, and I respect that, but the vast majority were not invested in challenging me. Plus the whole system was set up to make sure my time was being wasted, and you know how my parents were about supplementing school with extracurriculars. My two exceptional teachers were US History and junior + senior English. (Not surprisingly, the English teacher was the most hated and feared teacher in the school. She was my favorite.) The librarian was wonderful, I miss her so much (cancer shortly after I graduated). <3 :'-(

My freshman English teacher, god, I liked him as a person, but he argued with me that "The volleyball team played good" was grammatically correct and "The volleyball team played well" was incorrect, because "volleyball team" is a noun, so it takes an adjective. <-- My education.

Freshman me actually asked him to his face what he had majored in, because I didn't think it was English. When my mother heard this story, she made me write him a note of apology. To this day, I think that question was justified.
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Re: Detour: Liselotte von der Pfalz

[personal profile] mildred_of_midgard 2019-08-28 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"there are not six people here one could love

What she meant was if one could love only people not into m/m sex at the court of Versailles, there would be only six or thereabouts left, so - yes?


[personal profile] cahn, yes, when I was reading this, I had to look at the German to figure out the intended meaning. (My German being just good enough to be not totally a black box, if I have a lot of vocab help.)

[personal profile] selenak, "One could love all but six people here" means that, if there are one thousand people at court, you could love the 994 of them that are not into m/m sex. Which, of course, is the opposite of what she's saying, hence our confusion. "There are not six people here one could love" means at least 995 of the thousand are into m/m sex. Which sounds about right. :P
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Re: God save our Saxon cousins

[personal profile] mildred_of_midgard 2019-08-29 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Ditto. If I haven't said this recently enough, it bears repeating. :D As for me, the only thing I know about the 1910s is Antarctic exploration. Was there a war on? :P
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Re: Reading Wilhemine's memoirs

[personal profile] mildred_of_midgard 2019-08-29 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
OK, mildred, I'm starting to see what you mean about teen!Fritz just not... being very good at plotting. It seems clear from the way she talks about FW and Fritz that he just wanted OUT.

Yeah. :/ Even adult Fritz was like, "That went off like a childish prank, and Keith and Katte were GREAT GUYS, don't get me wrong, but, uh, about as dumb as I was at that age." ("Now I just never tell anyone anything ever, problem solved. I have a different problem now, called failing Interpersonal Relations 101, but that's okay, you can just bury me next to my dogs, k? K??")

Honestly, I feel like bb!Fritz was trapped and desperate and furious and impulsive and scared to death and also *despising* most everyone around him and especially FW, and none of these things lent themselves to thinking clearly. The real problem, in my mind, is that every time I read about these events, Fritz, who's young and not thinking clearly, is completely alone and trying to come up with an escape plan on his own, and having to drive it and drag everyone else into it, and everyone is going, "Um, maybe...not...Fritz?" and no one is saying, "Look, this is an abusive situation, you're right, you 100% need out. Sit down, it's okay, I as an adult will come up with a better idea."

I'm not blaming anyone for this, it's the 18th century with 18th century mores and FW is an absolute monarch plus totally batshit to boot, everyone gets a pass from me, but really, expecting an 18-yo to come up with a plan for escaping his abuser, when his mind goes into blind emotional turmoil every time he even thinks about said abuser, is asking for a really, really bad plan.

Actually. Writing that out. I wonder if the reason *so many* people were in the know about this plan was that, consciously or subconsciously, Fritz was looking for someone to go YES YES YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE* and to actually take some initiative, instead of him having to drag everyone into his plan by sheer force of personality, when everyone I can think of is--quite understandably, given the nature of the plan and the risks involved!--very reluctant to have anything to do with it.

* This...may or may not be one of my fix-it fic AU WIPs, just saying. :P

I would point out that Alexander the Great, tactician extraordinaire and undefeated in battle, came up with a really bad plan for dealing with *his* semi-estranged father at the same age ([personal profile] selenak, I'm referring to the Pixodarus affair), and the only reason it didn't end as badly was because Philip was never as awful to Alexander as FW was to Fritz.

ETA: I couldn't agree more with selenak's claim that Alexander would have killed FW well before FW killed Katte. How much of that is the difference between their mothers (Alexander's mother is #1 suspect in the eventual murder of Philip; no one's clear whether Alexander was involved or not), the difference between their centuries (Enlightenment prince vs. Achilles-cosplayer), and the difference between their innate temperaments, we'll never know.

Wilhelmine (who seems in general a little less damaged/abused, although the queen is putting her through a LOT of emotional abuse, it's super awful)

Yeah, FW was awful to his wife, Wilhelmine, Fritz, and to a lesser extent most of the other kids, but everyone is agreed that, as the heir and future king, Fritz got the brunt of the abuse. Wilhelmine, in turn, got more abuse from non-FW people.

It SUCKED to be those kids. :/ CPS for everyone.

Fritz: I have another plan!

Lol, your summary reminds me of an Eddie Izzard skit, where he's talking about Napoleon invading Russia, then deciding it was a bad idea.

Hitler: "I've got a better idea, got a better idea..." *invades Russia* "Oh, it's the same idea! It's the same idea, it's the same idea..."

ETA 2: I also wish to point out what I said in a slightly different way somewhere else in this conversation. I, at the age of 17, having just been accepted to MIT to study physics, could not figure out a plan to get across the country and attend MIT in the face of my parents' resistance, despite the presence of sympathetic adults at my high school. Which you'd think someone who'd just been accepted to MIT could do! You'd think it would be inherent in "smart enough to be accepted to MIT"! But no. That's not how it works.

And granted my situation was much less desperate. But the flip side to that was that I wasn't all panicky inside and should have been thinking more clearly. So this is one reason I'm reluctant to say this plan wasn't Fritz's best effort at that age.
Edited 2019-08-29 21:59 (UTC)
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[personal profile] mildred_of_midgard 2019-08-29 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, MAAAN, that is some shippy shipping! \o/ Thanks for sharing. That's...that's canon slash, is what that is. :P

And no worries about the French, my passive French is just good enough (a teensy bit better than my German) that I could follow along with the subtitles.
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Re: Detour: Liselotte von der Pfalz

[personal profile] selenak 2019-08-29 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Got it! Yes, the later was what she meant.

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